Orangutans: He can talk!

Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

Bienvenidos a mi casa de citas. Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.... I see you shiver with anticipation.

Still twentysomething, my name´s not Víctor.

I alternate Spanish and English for no good reason, though most of my quotes (this man´s favourite sport blog-wise) are in Spanish. If you only want those occasional posts (or extended comments) in English click here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/elperrodepaulov/tag/in+english

I like smart people and things. If not smart, let it be funny and/or sexy. Stimulation is the word. "Un pensamiento es como una erección" (Octavio Paz)

Special skills: to make a long story short and to make a short story long.

"Empecemos de nuevo desde el principio, Jeff. Dime todo lo que has visto y lo que crees que significa" ("La ventana indiscreta" Alfred Hitchcock)

"Ser astutos como serpientes e inocentes como corderos" (Evangelios)

"Expulit elleboro morbum bilemque meraco" (Expulsa con eléboro purificado las enfermedades de la bilis)

"Non stuzzicate la zanzara" /"Noli irritare crabrones" (R. Descartes)

"Morir por las ideas, de acuerdo, pero de muerte lenta" (G. Brassens)

"Well, when I was a young man never been kissed/ I got to thinkin' it over how much I had missed" (Beat Happening “Revolution come and gone”/ The Weavers “Kisses sweeter than wine”)

"Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice." (RHPS)

"Dejémonos llevar por la deliciosidad" (Homer)

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"after the gold rush", "animal house", "back in the usa", "dr. strangelove", "groundhog day", "inserts", "lamf", "manhattan", "penthouse", "slapshot", "tapping the source", "the lark ascending", "tokyo monogatari", ? and the mysterians, amy deatherage, banjo, barry and the remains, basic income, beach reading, beat happening, bikinis, billy wilder, black lips, budget girls, burning, calvin & hobbes, carol kane, charlie brown, chuck berry, cooking, cramps, culto del ornitorrinco, dead milkmen, dead moon, denis leary, diners, diogenes of sinope, double entendres, dr. frank, e. jardiel poncela, easy girls, edie brickell, elvira lindo, eugenio, europe building, eva hache, faemino y cansado, fast love, fencing, fernando savater, fireworks, fortune & maltese, félix de azúa, g. k. chesterton, georges brassens, good bread, gories, gravy train!!!, hanson brothers, happy people, huevos fritos, ibiza, iman, inés sastre, ira kaplan´s record collection, isfahan, j. ortega y gasset, jacques dutronc, jessica rabbit, john d. loudermilk, jonathan richman, jose sazatornil, kayak, kendo, kraków, kyoto, lee marvin, les sexareenos, long island iced tea, ludella black, luis martínez, mafalda, marihuana, maureen o´sullivan, meandering, miguel brieva, miniskirts, moe tucker, mr. worth, mummies, napoli, negro sobre blanco, neurology, ne´er do wells, nino ferrer, northern exposure, nrbq, nubes, odd places, paul westerberg, pisco sours, pleasure seekers, poker, pre-"rubber soul" beatles, pre-80s stones, quoting, r. sánchez ferlosio, ramones, randy newman, rebujitos, redheads, richard geib, rip offs, rockpile, rocky horror picture show, rutles, seinfeld, sex, shell collecting, shorts, siniestro total, skiing, soberanos, soul music, storms, strip golf, sun, swing heil!, tampere, tapear, the fall out´s, the honeys, the monks, the sonics, thee headcotees, they might be giants, tom sharpe, toots & the maytals, utrecht, velvet underground, violent femmes, walking pneumonia, ween, wit, wooden vessels, worship of the platypus